vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

lostinthe-abyss:

So my mom made me pick up my brother since I was home and his schools right behind our house and I was standing there waiting for him and there were all these kids walking in their little groups and I’m not gonna lie I felt kind of intimidated and I’m a 6 foot 5 man

vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

prouvairie:

right now, someone is falling in love. someone is having their first kiss and getting the butterflies in their stomach. someone is holding their newborn baby. someone’s having a birthday. someone is laughing so hard their stomach hurts. someone is having a really good dream. someone is falling asleep thinking about someone they love. someone is dancing. someone is getting proposed to. someone is happy.

(Source: prouvairie)